What have you done. My tear ducts
What have you done. My tear ducts
i was trying to write “i am dead inside” and i accidently typed “i am dean inside” but then i realised they basically mean the same thing
haha this thing took quite a few hours to make, idk how, it seemed easy when I started >.<
cause this was just me screaming at the universe ok,
also I’m sorry for any typos
special talents: eating while watching hannibal
This deserves a post on its own because Hannibal looks adorable wearing those oven mitts.
I don’t watch the show, but if I’m correct, isn’t there someone’s kidneys or brains in that pan?
I don’t understand why there is a fandom surrounding this character.
i think a lot of girls/tumblr has some sort of pseudo-stockholm syndrome/masochistic/generally fucked up fetish for evil or fucked up men
and I don’t understand why because my super liberal sister also loves the show and Hannibal
Have these fangirls seen the movies and do they think Anthony Hopkins is hot I mean he did play the same character right
I didn’t expected this post to turn like this.
Honestly guys. Did I say he looked adorable cooking body parts? I said he looked adorable wearing those oven mitts.
But he does looks adorable doing anything…like eating rude people.
WE JUST LIKE THE ACTOR AND HOW THE CHARATER IS POTRAYED BECAUSE HE’S WEARING OVEN MITTS AND LOOKS SEEMINGLY NORMAL AND HUMAN AND CUTE, MY FUCKING GOODNESS
and it will be your kidneys and brains if you don’t stop making assumptions and playing psychiatristsAnd it’s actually someone’s leg that he’s cooking, cut from about the kneed down before being prepared into his beautifully presented dinner. Now excuse me as I silenty judge you in my corner and assume these that proably aren’t true about you rude people.
Some of the earlier comments are just hurtful. This should be the most reblogged picture so that everyone will have an adorable cannibal wearing mitts on their dash and they can’t do anything about it.
Some people need to learn the difference between real life and fiction. Hannibal is a character, not a real cannibal. None of us want to be stabbed, choped and cooked. None of us defend people who stab, chop and cook other people. We are in love with the way a wonderful actor as Mads Mikkelsen portrays a great fictional character as Hannibal. FICTIONAL. Did anybody complain about fangirls of Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt portraying vampires killing people and drinking their blood? Do I hear complains about people liking Norman or Norma from Bates Motel? No, I don’t. Because it’s all fiction. FICTION. And Mads Mikkelsen is freaking attractive, so if I want to say he looks adorable with some oven gloves or however they are called while cooking fucking normal food that is arranged by professionals to look like human organs I DO IT. And we don’t fucking support Hannibal killing and eating people, we just find him fascinating the same way a psychriatist would find him fascinating. FASCINATION: another word you people should learn. AAAAND whether we find him sexy or attractive (or not) has to do with the actor’s appearance plus his looks in the show. It has NOTHING to do with him being a cannibal or a psychopath. NOTHING. That’s why we don’t find Anthony Hopkins sexy: we are not masochysts nor we have in mental issue. It is just attraction to the actor plus fascination for the character and its fueatures. END. If you cannot understand that, and you cannot separate fiction from reality, it’s your own problem.
And just to add:
TO THOSE PEOPLE WHO DON’T WATCH THE SHOW
WE ARE AWARE THAT HANNIBAL IS THE BAD GUY AND TO BE HONEST
THE MAJORITY OF US WANT NOTHING MORE THAN FOR HIM TO GET CAUGHT
I WANT HANNIBAL IN JAIL AND HAVE WILL GRAHAM PROPERLY TAKEN CARE OF
I WANT WILL GRAHAM TO BE LIGHTYEARS AWAY FROM HANNIBAL AND FOR HIM TO BE REUNITED WITH WINSTON AND HIS DOGGIES
Oh at the people who think that none of the new fans have read the books
I mean, it seems like such an easy assumption to make, doesn’t it, ‘lol they’re just fans of the hot guy, they don’t care about the series’
well, we are fans of Mads, he is incredibly attractive.
We find Mads as Hannibal doing all his killing shit attractive.
We don’t find Hannibal Lecter doing his killing shit attractive.
And a lot of us have read the books, and loved them.
p.s. REBLOG FOR THE FLUFFY OVEN MITTS GUYS
Will Graham + pop culture references
Is almost easy to picture him reading comics/books and watching Sesame Street as a kid,
a lonely kid
He is the biggest Hulk’s fan
It took me 12 years to go frame by frame and realize that weird lag I had always noticed was Tulio pausing to kiss Miguel before pushing him off the cliff in a desperate attempt to save their lives…
MY SHIP IS UNSINKABLE
“: Miguel & Tulio: The original script had them be lovers, calling each other ‘darling’ and such. Although the idea was shot down, they left in scenes where you can kind of tell what they were pushing for.”
You’re forgetting the scene in the beginning where they’re prisoners in the ship. Tulio is lifting Miguel so Miguel and look out, and Tulio briefly rubs his face against Miguel’s ass. Best. ever.
fucking get me started
on my gay analysis
of El fucking Dorado
^This part is subtle and often missed. At the end, when Tulio and Miguel are reunited, they run to hug each other and Altivo interrupts just as Tulio has his hand on his pal’s waist.
All gifs here made by me because SACRIFICES! I actually have hundreds more to make but who knows if I’ll ever finish—especially since my hard drive kaboomed and I lost my perfectly organized clips.
You made all the males attractive when I thought there was no hope for them. You, my good artist, are a miracle-worker.
HADES AND CAPTAIN HOOK JESUS
hades is like
Thanks, now I want to have sex with all the Disney villains.
Daddy are you awake by reddit user tortuga_de_la_muerte
We’re a small family of four: the two of us and two kids — four and three years old. My daughter is the older one and for the last year has had nightmares off and on. Some mornings I’ll wake up with her wedged firmly in between my wife and I, which is fine. We’ve all been there. I have no problem with it.
What I do have a problem with is when she walks in twenty minutes after we’ve turned the lights off and the house is dark, just to stand next to the bed on my side and stare at me. I get the sensation that I’m not alone and wake up with a dark little silhouette right next to my face. Although at times it sends me into a slight panic or at least, leaves me with slight chills (not very manly or dad-like I’ll admit), I’ll break the silence. “Yes, sweetie?” She’ll usually ask me if I’m awake and tell me she had bad dreams. I’ll let her climb into bed with us at that point and that’s the end of it.
Well, last night, the same thing happened. I got the uneasy feeling I wasn’t alone, my eyelids opened and there she was again — a dark little silhouette mere inches from my face.
"What is it, sweetie?" I asked.
No response. Just silence. Then it clicked that both my kids were staying with my in-laws for the night.
I no longer wonder why my daughter wants to sleep in our bed. I was able to reach up and flip on the light, but of course there was no one there. However, I looked down the hallway and into my daughter’s room and the silhouette is standing in the door way and hasn’t moved for the last hour.
I think it’s waiting for my daughter to come home.
I love how Hans is all subtle and Anna just CRASHES into him.
Does Anna even know how strong she is? I mean, she hit a wolf away with a lute. She just batted it away like it was nothing. And then she punches Hans flying off a boat. He arches. Arches.AND LET’S NOT FORGET SHE JUST ACCIDENTALLY THROWS A BUST FAR AWAY LIKE IT’S NOTHING. HOW STRONG IS THIS GIRL?People also forget that she pulled kristoff up a cliff and pulled a tree down to hit marshmallow in the face… this girl
Anna born with superstrength and her while life her parents just told her she was clumsy and ordinary. They didn’t want to deal with another weird superpowered daughter.
Headcanon accepted! Anna has super strength and Elsa has Ice Powers. They’d make a great crime fighti- wait…haven’t we seen that before?
HEADCANON DEFINITELY ACCEPTED NOW
OLAF WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT?
IT GOT BETTER