In honor of back-to-school.
In honor of back-to-school.
I just need, like, a million fics featuring Stiles trying really hard to be bros with Boyd, and Boyd just sort of blandly tolerating him.
#everytime Boyd says they’re not friends #he’s like #SOON
Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow
Daniel Radcliffe and Zoe Kazan promote What If on The Today Show with Kathy Lee and Hoda x
I actually watched this interview as it aired. Everyone was shocked. It was beautiful.
I want an A/B/O dynamics story where they’re all in high school and Derek’s like a grade or two or whatever ahead and he’s going into heat for the first time and will pick a nice omega to be with and knot for the first time. And everyone’s all excited over who he’ll pick.
Only when it comes around his heat picks Stiles, awkward flaily Stiles who only Scott really likes. Derek is super disappointed and even though they spend his heat together he’s a total asshole during and after to Stiles who just kind of takes it all because he’s used to it even though it hurts and he’s had a crush on Derek ever since they were little and he and Derek were friends but Derek doesn’t remember him anymore.
So afterwards Stiles is all hurt and sad and Derek’s a dick and they go back to school and Derek is all standoffish and won’t acknowledge him and Stiles gets the shitty end of the deal because he’s obviously a sorry omega cause he couldn’t please an alpha in heat. And he gets roughed up a few times but he keeps his mouth shut until he hears some of Derek’s “friends” talking shit about Derek behind his back and he goes off on them in front of everyone and is all “yeah I might be a shitty omega or whatever but Derek’s fucking gold you assholes” and Derek hears him and immediately goes “oh” cause he’s been an asshole and no one has ever stood up for him like that cause he’s an alpha. And then he finds out Stiles is really the only omega in their age group who is like a decent omega, like he takes care of his dad and is nice in his own way and can keep that alpha friend of his Scott calm with like a look and a touch and he’s really smart and gets good grades.
And then cue Derek’s attempts to woo Stiles while his sisters/mom/dad/brothers/Peter mock him for being an idiot and an asshole to “that nice Stilinski boy who volunteers at the Sheriff’s station and always makes time to play with your nieces and nephews Derek”.
I want like 50 k of this, slow burn and angst and then all the porn and I want it yesterday
Jurassic Park, 1993 / Pacific Rim, 2013
This is just the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.
hOW DID I MISS THIS
“Jarvis’s holographic keyboard designs were replete with exotic symbols and undefined characters. Meinerding adapted keyboard characters from sources as diverse as mythology and electrical engineering figures…The net result of such subtleties reinforces that the mind of Tony Stark is so advanced that he and Jarvis are essentially speaking to each other in a language uniquely their own.” - The Art of Iron Man
Teen Wolf AU: So Stiles’ original plan of insinuating himself into every aspect of Derek’s life and making Derek fall in love with him - mostly by just being everywhere all the time - might not have worked as well as anticipated because Derek is a paranoid bastard, but from where Stiles is standing it looks like it all went okay anyway.Inspired by this post, except that it got sappier.
what?? piE ? i gotta see this
ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”
wait a second…
MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S
my anaconda dont
this picture pisses me off so fucking much. THIS FUCKING PICTURE OF GOD DAMN COOKIE DOUGH. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU BAKE FUCKING COOKIES, THEY SPREAD OUT AND ELONGATE. THESE COOKIES ARE PRACTICALLY TOUCHING EACHOTHER. THIS IS GONNA END UP BEING A DAMN COOKIE CAKE. ARE U SHITTING ME HAVE YOU NEVER BAKED COOKIES BEFORE. YOU CAN NOT BAKE 32 INDIVIDUAL COOKIES ON A PAN MADE FOR 16 MAXIMUM. motherfucker
shit gets real in the baking fandom
i guess you could say they were